Day 12

"Honey, there's other fish in the sea." Don't ever say that to a girl who's fiance brok up with her. It is NOT encouraging. We know there are boys out there. We've already scoped them all out, and picked one--the one that we want the most, and though a million schools of fish swim by, none of them quite meet up to that one, because that one belongs to you. You can march 100 of the hottest men in front of a girl who loves one man, and she can look them all over and still contentedly go back to her one beloved. So don't tell me there's other fish in the sea. I am aware of that fact. I just don't want any of them.

I am officially on hard core boy strike! This is good because I am at least acknowledging the existence of the male population at large. Now let me explain what boy strike is. When I go on boy strike, it means that I don't go on any dates (unless I want to of course...which is highly unlikely). Boy strike also entails (and this is my personal favorite) the eloquent regurgitation of any rude, mean, derrogatory comment about the general population of boys. Specific-boy hating comments are not allowed, but any general comments about boys are welcome with open arms. Basically, boy striek means you can say mean comments about boys to make you feel better. Really, it's just fun telling people, "I'm on boy strike." Try it. I know you'll love it.